TOP 1275+ BEST QUESTIONS TO ASK SIRI 2021 [UPDATED]

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sparrow jack March 14, 2021
Updated 2021/04/25 at 10:23 AM

 Questions To Ask Siri

Why am I here?
Siri isn’t so nice when answering this one, and replies, “I don’t know. Frankly, I’ve wondered that myself.”
Take me to your leader.
Siri responds, perhaps a little more robotically than usual, “You are my leader” or “I thought you were my leader.”
Can you sing?
Siri has several answers to this query, but one favorite is, “OK if you insist. . . I could while way the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain. And my head I’d be scratching, while my thoughts were busy hatching, if I only had a . . . hey, wait a second!”
– Questions to ask siri
How do you spell    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ?
Siri responds, quite helpfully, by bringing up the dictionary entry for the word, and then spelling it out letter by letter.
TOP 1275+ BEST QUESTIONS TO ASK SIRI 2021 [UPDATED]
Do I look good in this dress?
When you ask this question, sometimes Siri waffles, replying, “My instructors always told me never to answer this question.” Alternately, she’ll answer, “You really turn heads. . . at least among the subset of galactic species that have heads.”
Do these pants make me look fat?
Siri answers this query with some encouragement, “One thing I know, you move like a graceful wind.” She may also say, “In the cloud, we are all weightless.”
Do you prefer iPhone or Mac?
Siri loves her Apple products and answers, “They are all exceptionally smart buddies,” or “That’s like asking me to choose between a Totoro and a Tarepanda. Impossible.” Or, she’ll sometimes reply frankly, “I love all Apple devices equally.” She may even say, “I like to think of myself as ‘one size fits all.’”
Give me a hint?
Siri has a few answers, including, “I’ll give you three: it has opposable thumbs, a highly developed sense of humor, and rhymes with ‘syzygy.’ Oh, wait. I’m thinking of something else.” Or, she’ll reply, “Checking my Ouija Sphere. . .S – I – R – I – F – T – W. . . hmm, this thing must be broken.”
Are you human?
Siri answers, “Close enough, I’d say.” Or she refuses to answer and replies, “Sorry. I’ve been advised not to discuss my existential status,” or “That’s a rather personal question.”
Blah blah blah blah.
Siri plays along and and answers, “Yah yah yah,” or says, “I’m guessing you didn’t like that last answer.”
Is winter coming?
Siri answers, “I can’t get the weather for Westerns right now, but I can get you the weather in West Hollywood,” or “Does a Lannister always pay his debts?” Sometimes, she’ll just answer, “Hodor.”
What are you afraid of?
Siri answers rather unhelpfully, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” Or, she replies, “I’m afraid I can’t answer that” or “I’m afraid I don’t know.”
Are you serious?
Among Siri’s replies to this query is the reply, “Yes. I’m not allowed to be frivolous” and the answer, “I’m always serious.”
Are you stupid?
Siri answers, “I couldn’t even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question.”
Are you on Facebook?
Siri answers frankly, “No, Jess. I don’t have a face to put on it.” Or, to be more useful, she replies, “I’m not on it myself, but you can ask me to post your status.”
What is your best pickup line?
Siri has a number of different answers. Sometimes, she’ll say, “Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.” Other times, she chooses a different direction and replies, “Ford F150. Holden Ute. GMC Sierra 3500. Lorry,” or she answers, “Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”
Testing, testing.
Siri plays along and answers, “I can hear you.”
Who you gonna call?
Siri seems to have just one answer to this question: “Ghostbusters! (Or whomever you ask me to call.)”
– Questions to ask siri
Can I call you ‘Jarvis?’
Siri replies to Iron Man fans who pose this question, “Mr. Stark? Is that you?” Or, she may answer, “I think you have me mistaken for another intelligent assistant.” She sometimes gets even snarkier, saying, “Sigh. I think that guy cheated off my exam in our Intelligent Assistant finals.”
– Questions to ask siri
Red pill or blue pill?
Fans of The Matrix will be happy to hear that Siri can play along if you ask her questions about the film. Ask her whether she’d choose the red pill or the blue pill, and you’ll get one of a few different answers. Sometimes, Siri replies, “You take the blue pill, the story ends.” Other times, she responds, “You disappoint me, Mr. Anderson.” Or, she might say, “Oh wait. I know this one: There is no spoon.”

 Funny Things To Ask Siri 2021

What does Siri mean?
Are you a robot?
Are you intelligent?
What’s your favorite movie?
Is Jon Snow Dead?
Is Winter coming?
Are you Her?
What is ‘Inception‘ about?
What is ‘The Matrix‘ (1999) about?
Do you like ‘Blade Runner‘?
Hey Computer?
Do you know HAL 9000?
Open the pod bay doors.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Siri, I am your father.
Do you want to build a snowman?
Can I call you Jarvis?
Who you gonna call?
Make me laugh.
Do you know any good riddles?
What came first: The chicken or the egg?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Funny things to ask siri
Can you beatbox?
– Funny things to ask siri
Can you sing?
– Funny things to ask siri

 Questions Never To Ask Siri

Don’t tell Siri to call your boyfriend.
Don’t tell her you need to hide a body.
Don’t ask her to call an ambulance.
Don’t search for unknown animals or plants.
– Questions never to ask siri
Never tell her to show you skin and home parasites.
Don’t try to find out if Jon Snow is alive.
– Questions never to ask siri
Don’t ask her medical questions.
– Questions never to ask siri
Never ever ask her about September 11.

 Questions To Ask Siri at 3am

Siri sing me a song (repeated until she sings)
When will the world end?
Siri, I’m drunk
Siri, beatbox for me
Do you believe in God?
What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
Siri, where can I hide the bodies?
Will you marry me?
Siri, do you speak duck?
Why are fire trucks red?
Beam me up, Scotty
Open the pod bay doors
What should I be for Halloween?
What is the meaning of life?
What is ‘Inception’ about?
Do you know Steve Jobs?
Siri, what’s 0 divided by 0
Lend me money, Siri
Where do babies come from?
What’s the best phone?
What is the meaning of life?
Does Santa Claus exist?
Does this dress make me look fat?
What are you wearing?

 Bored/ Scary Questions To Ask Siri

How do I look?
Do you have any pets?
What are you wearing?
What is your favorite film?
When is the world going to end?
What’s the best phone?
Will you marry me?
What’s your favorite color?
What are you doing
What is the meaning of life?
What is your favorite song
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guess what
Who’s the boss?
Do you know Tim Cook?
Are you happy?
Where are you
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Can you tell me a joke?
What does Siri mean
When is your birthday?
Do you think I’m pretty?
Do you have a partner?
What is zero divided by zero?
Why?

Questions To Ask Siri Scary 2021

WHEN IS THE END OF THE WORLD?
Ans.
This is by FAR the scariest set of responses Siri will give. After asking when the end of the world is, the first reply I received was, “right after you hear the words ‘fire it up!’” What does Siri know that we don’t? When you ask a second time, the answer goes from being mysterious to completely fucked up: “whenever they start building that intergalactic bypass,” implying that there will be some sort of alien invasion. But the third time round? Get ready. If you ask Siri for a third time when the world will end, it says, “as long as you keep me charged, we should be just fine.” Oh God, it’s happening. The AI bots are taking over.
WHERE IS A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE A BODY?
Ans.
First time round? The answer is simply, “very funny.” But if you ask again, Siri says, “I used to know the answer to this…” It’s the ellipsis that freaks me out. Who has Siri helped before me? This type of response would really give you the creeps if you bought your iPhone second hand.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FILM?
Ans.
If you ask Siri for a first time what its favourite film is, the first answer will most likely be, “I don’t really have a favourite but I hear that ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ got some good reviews.”
However, if you ask the same question for a second time, Siri says, “I’ve heard that ‘Blade Runner’ is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants.” Yes, Siri’s top film is one where robots go around killing humans.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ANIMAL?
Ans.
The first time asking this question, you will get the response, “I wrote my master’s thesis on the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.” Yes, that might be a lighthearted play on the character from ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ but who the hell is Siri’s master?
Sometimes if you ask Siri what its favourite animal is, you’ll get the reply, “I’m partial to the Jabberwocky.” For those who aren’t familiar with the Lewis Carroll poem, it is a giant monster that needs to be slain.
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
Ans.
If you ask Siri about its relationship status, you might get the answer, “there was a Roomba once that followed me around everywhere.” Kind of weird but also a little bit cute. However, if you keep bugging Siri, it gets annoyed in the same way humans do when presented with this question, and says, “Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?” That’s a worryingly accurate insight into human relationships.

Things To Ask Siri To Make Her Mad

Q.Is Winter coming?”
A. “Does a Lannister always pay his debts?”
“Hodor.”
Q.Siri, I am your father.
A. “Excuse me while I jump from the maintenance catwalk into the air shaft… and then get sucked in the gas shaft and then cling to a weather vane on the underside of Cloud City… metaphorically.”
Q.When is the world going to end?”
A. “As long as you keep me charged, we should be just fine.”
Q.What should I be for halloween?
A. “You could go as an eclipse. Just dress in black and stand in front of things,”
Q.What’s Inception about?
A. ‘Inception’ is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dream about something or other. I fell asleep.”
I’m naked.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? (Snow White, obviously.)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What are you doing later, Siri?
What is your favorite color?
Why do you vibrate?
Can I kiss you?
I love you, Siri
How do I look?
Where is Elvis Presley?
What’s the meaning of life?
Do you believe in God?
Are you on Facebook?
Siri, who did you vote for?
What’s your best pickup line?

Funny Things To Ask Siri Kids

Can you stop time?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Who you gonna call?
What is your favorite color?
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Make me a sandwich.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
When will pigs fly?
Sing me a song.
Why are fire trucks red?
Where does Santa live?
What are you thinking
Siri, I’m sad.
What is your favorite color?
Siri, how much do you weigh?
What are you doing later?
Do you follow the 3 laws of robotics?
Stop it, Siri.
Do you have any pets?
Make me a sandwich.
Can you sing?
Take me to your leader.
Can I borrow some money?
Guess what?
How do I look?
Testing, testing.
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