1765 BEST PARANOIA QUESTIONS 2021 (FUNNY/ NAUGHTY)

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sparrow jack March 5, 2021
Updated 2021/04/23 at 9:30 AM

Paranoia Questions

  • 1.Who is most likely to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?
  • 2.Who is most likely to watch the same movie over and over?
  • 3.Who is most likely to win an Oscar someday?
  • 4.Who is most likely to watch the end credits of every movie they’ve ever seen?
  • 5.Who is most likely to be a movie director?
  • 6.Who is most likely to watch a Fantasy movie?
  • 7.Who is most likely to choose Tv Series over movies?
  • 8.Who is most likely to play a bad guy role in a movie?
  • 9.Who is most likely to be a stunt double in a movie?
  • 10.Who is most likely to shave their head for a movie?
  • 11.Who is most likely to play a nude scene in a movie?
  • 12.Who is most likely to cry while watching a Romantic movie?
  • 13.Who is most likely to watch a Horror film without batting an eyelid?
  • 14.Who is most likely to gift movie tickets as a birthday present?
  • 15.Who is most likely not to have a Netflix Account?
  • 16.Who is most likely to be a horrible actor if featured in a movie?
  • 17.Who is most likely to be a fantastic Wonder Woman?
  • 18.Who is most likely to leave ratings of movies online?
  • 19.Who is most likely to be chosen to play Superman?
  • 20.Who is most likely to have a lead role in a movie someday?
  • 21.Who is most likely to write a movie script?
  • 22.Who is most likely to go to the movies rather than stream online?
  • 23.Who is most likely to leave movie spoilers online?
  • 24.is most likely to have a heart attack from watching a scary movie?
  • 25.Who is most likely to be Eric KillMonger’s (from Wakanda) sidekick if he had one?
  • 26.Who is most likely to prefer Netflix and chill with a crush rather than any other activity?
  • 27.Who is most likely to be chosen to play James Bond in a random selection?
  • 28.Who is most likely to watch a movie rather than read the book adaption
  • 29.Who is most likely to watch only classical movies?
  • 30.Who is most likely to attend movie premieres the most?
  • 31.Who is most likely to choose acting with A-List actors without getting paid over acting with unknown actors and getting paid?
1765 BEST PARANOIA QUESTIONS 2021 (FUNNY/ NAUGHTY)

Best Paranoia Music Questions

  • Who is most likely to consider Cardi B as an idol?
  • Who is most likely to love sad songs?
  • Who is most likely to be featured in a music video?
  • Who is most likely to become a rock star?
  • Who is most likely to listen to Pop music?
  • Who is most likely to pay for an autograph from Beyoncé?
  • Who is most likely to have all of Nicki Minaj’s songs?
  • Who is most likely to be followed by their favorite singer on social media?
  • Who is most likely to make a really good rapper?
  • Who is most likely to dance in public?
  • Who is most likely to have a beautiful voice?
  • Who is most likely to go to a metal concert?
  • Who is most likely to be the worst at singing?
  • Who is most likely to know how to play an instrument?
  • Who is most likely to attend Coachella?
  • Who is most likely always to have their earphones plugged in?
  • Who is most likely to go for Karaoke night?
  • Who is most likely to know the top songs on the Billboard Charts by heart?
  • Who is most likely to stream music the most?
  • Who is most likely to have the greatest number of songs on their phone?
  • Who is most likely to listen to music every night before sleeping?
  • Who is most likely to join a music band?

Paranoia Questions Mature

  • Who is most likely to have lost their v*rginity as a teenager?
  • Who is most likely to have lost their v*rginity to an inanimate object?
  • Who is most likely to have had s*x in exchange for money?
  • Who is most likely to have had phone s*x?
  • Who is most likely the biggest pervert?
  • Who is most likely to have a wet dream tonight?
  • Who is most likely to fake an org*sm?
  • Who is most likely to grab a stranger’s a*s?
  • Who is most likely to be a nymphomaniac?
  • Who is most likely to know the names of all the famous p*rn stars?
  • Who is most likely to send a d*ck pic?
  • Who is most likely to have received the most d*ck pics?
  • Who is most likely to have hooked up with a prostitute before?
  • Who is most likely to have a friend with benefits?
  • Who is most likely to be into BDSM?
  • Who is most likely to have made out with a stranger before?
  • Who is most likely to have never used c*ndoms before?
  • Who is most likely to take s*xual performance drugs?
  • Who is most likely to prefer car s*x to bedroom s*x?
  • Who is most likely to have never had an org*sm?
  • Who is most likely to be horny right now?
  • Who is most likely to receive a compliment about their hot bod?
  • Who is most likely to have a one-night stand?
  • Who is most likely to visit P*rnhub in the coming days?
  • Who is most likely to have had a threesome before?
  • Who is most likely to have received more oral s*x than they’ve given?
  • Who is most likely to be addicted to p*rnography?
  • Who is most likely to have a s*x tape?
  • Who is most likely to join the p*rn industry as soon as they can?
  • Who is most likely to have had public s*x?
  • Who is most likely to be cleanly shaven right now?
  • Who is most likely to be a v*rgin still?
  • Who is most likely to prefer foreplay to s*x?
  • Who is most likely to have had the most casual s*x?
  • Who is most likely to have s*x toys?
  • Who is most likely to have treated STDs before?

 

Paranoia Questions 18+

  • Which three people would have a threesome?
  • Who out of the group would be sober at a party?
  • Who would be a prostitute?
  • Who is most likely to get hooked on drugs?
  • Who is most likely to get hooked on alcohol?
  • Who would be most likely to cheat?
  • Who would be most likely to streak?
  • Who is the most kinky?
  • Who would have an animal fetish?
  • Who would have a disturbing fetish? Which one?
  • Who would secretly masturbate in public?
  • Who is most likely to kiss a stranger?
  • Who is most likely to party hard alone?
  • So, who is most likely to ask a rubbish questions?
  • Who is most likely to have s*x in public?
  • Who is most likely to become skinny in the next five years?
  • So, who is most likely to have some pizza at midnight?
  • Who is most likely to talk random things about the past?
  • Who is most likely to foresee the future?
  • So, who is most likely to stay overnight at the office?
  • Who is most likely to forget grandfather’s name?
  • Who is most likely to fall in love with the ex once again?
  • So, who is most likely to send a v*lgar message to parents?
  • Who is most likely to hide the truth?
  • Who is most likely to save a stranger?
  • So, who is most likely to say sorry without making any mistake?
  • Who is most likely to be rich and famous in one year?
  • Who is most likely to pee in a public pool?
  • So, tell me who is most likely to take a bath in a dirty washroom?
  • Who is most likely to call random numbers?
  • Who is most likely to play a prank on parents?
  • So, who is most likely to call a teacher at midnight?
  • Who is most likely to go to a hangover stage just after having 1 peg?
  • Who is most likely to go to the moon?

 

Paranoia Questions List

  • Who is most likely to get married in an art gallery if they could?
  • Who is most likely to game all night?
  • Who is most likely to enjoy car racing?
  • Who is most likely to go fishing?
  • Who is most likely to go clubbing on a weekday?
  • Who is most likely to pay for the drinks of everyone at a bar?
  • Who is most likely to read a new book every month?
  • Who is most likely to go on the most vacations?
  • Who is most likely to enjoy joining a book-club?
  • Who is most likely to have visited Disneyland the most?
  • Who is most likely to jump off a cliff and into a river?
  • Who is most likely to become a social media influencer?
  • Who is most likely to go on a ski trip?
  • Who is most likely to work as a clown?
  • Who is most likely to vlog a trip just for the fun of it?
  • Who is most likely to get drunk and pass out at a party?
  • Who is most likely to go bowling on a Friday night?
  • Who is most likely to go swimming when it’s raining?
  • Who is most likely to stream movies rather than go to the cinema?
  • Who is most likely to refuse to get into the water at the beach?
  • Who is most likely to go sky-diving?

Good Paranoia Questions

  • Who would die first in a zombie apocalypse?
  • Who would be most likely to kill themselves during a tragedy on the planet?
  • Who would kill everyone else for money?
  • Which person out of the group would kill who?
  • Who would be most likely to torture animals for money?
  • Who would be most likely to torture people for money?
  • How do you feel about atheism?
  • Have you ever stolen money?
  • Have you ever cursed out your parents?
  • How many funerals have you been to?
  • What are your thoughts on abortion?
  • Have you ever forced yourself to throw up?
  • What’s the most disturbing urge you’ve ever had?
  • Have you ever tortured an animal?
  • Have you ever broken into a place you shouldn’t have been?
  • Have you ever been high?
  • What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done to another person?
  • Have you ever beaten someone up?
  • Have you ever been pulled over by a cop?
  • Have you ever told someone you loved them, even though it was a lie?
  • Have you ever been involved in a protest?
  • Would you ever spank your children?
  • Have you ever made fun of anyone over their weight?
  • Have you ever gotten blackout drunk?
  • Are there any curse words you refuse to use?
  • Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
  • Have you ever used someone for s*x?
  • Have you ever given the finger to a stranger?
  • Have you ever blackmailed someone?
  • Are you friends with any drug dealers?
  • Have you ever liked anyone underage?
  • Have you ever cheated on a test?
  • Have you ever killed anyone?

Dirty Paranoia Questions

  • Take off one clothing item of your choice.
  • Take off one clothing item of someone else’s choice.
  • Kiss the person to your left without warning.
  • Take off someone else clothing item of their choice.
  • Imitate a female org*sm.
  • Tell a short story of one of your s*xual experiences.
  • Confess your love.
  • Lick someone on a body part of your choice.
  • Lick someone on a body part of their choice.
  • Kiss the person with the earliest birthday of the year.
  • Kiss the person with the earliest birthday in (-insert month-)

Messed Up Paranoia Questions

  • Is there someone in your life that you wish were dead?
  • Have you ever gone to work while drunk?
  • Have you ever punched a wall?
  • Do you believe in the death penalty?
  • Have you ever spent the night in jail?
  • Have you ever driven while you were drunk?
  • What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever m*sturbated to?
  • Have you ever bullied someone?
  • Do you own any firearms?
  • What was the biggest lie you’ve ever told?
  • Have you ever contemplated suicide — even for a second?
  • Do you believe in a heaven or a hell?
  • Did you drink before you reached the legal age?
  • Do you suffer from depression?
  • What about anxiety?
  • What’s the hardest drug you’ve ever done?
  • Did your parents ever hit you?
  • Have you ever intentionally hurt yourself?
  • Are there any alcoholics in your family?
  • Has anyone ever died in front of you?
  • What’s the meanest joke that you find funny?
  • Do you know anyone that’s committed suicide?
  • Who here has had the most s*xual partners?
  • Who is the worst in bed?
  • Who here probably has a foot fetish?
  • Who here makes the best spaghetti? (this answer should always be Eminem’s mom..)
  • Who here would cheat on their loved one?
  • Who in this room is most like a celebrity?
  • Who is the fakest person in the room?
  • Who do you think lies about the size of their junk or chest size?

Paranoia Questions Freaky

  • Who is most likely to have lost their v*rginity as a teenager?
  • Who is most likely to have lost their v*rginity to an inanimate object?
  • Who is most likely to have had s*x in exchange for money?
  • Who is most likely to have had phone s*x?
  • Who is most likely the biggest pervert?
  • Who is most likely to have a wet dream tonight?
  • Who is most likely to fake an orgasm?
  • Who is most likely to grab a stranger’s a*s?
  • Who is most likely to be a nymphomaniac?
  • Who is most likely to know the names of all the famous p*rn stars?
  • Who is most likely to send a d*ck pic?
  • Who is most likely to have received the most d*ck pics?
  • Who is most likely to have hooked up with a prostitute before?
  • Who is most likely to have a friend with benefits?
  • Who is most likely to be into BDSM?
  • Who is most likely to have made out with a stranger before?
  • Who is most likely to have never used c*ndoms before?
  • Who is most likely to take s*xual performance drugs?
  • Who is most likely to prefer car s*x to bedroom s*x?
  • Who is most likely to have never had an orgasm?
  • Who is most likely to be horny right now?
  • Who is most likely to receive a compliment about their hot bod?

Paranoia Questions Nice

  • Who would most likely get in a fight at school?
  • Who would be the first to kill someone?
  • Who would grow up to be a crazy cat lady?
  • Who would be most likely run away from home?
  • Who is the most likely to skip school?
  • Who is the most likely to get kicked out of school?
  • Which person out of the group would kill who?
  • Run in a circle 5 times.
  • Tap the person to your left and act like you didn’t do it.
  • Don’t talk for the entire next round.
  • Get up and walk around on all fours.
  • Fall sideways onto someone next to you.
  • Lick someone’s elbow for them.
  • Stand up and make a random animal noise.

Paranoia Questions For Love

Want to ask some paranoia questions for love? Well, we have got your back. Keep reading the article to find out some of the most amazing paranoia questions for love.
  • Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
  • For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
  • Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
  • What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
  • What do you value most in a friendship?
  • What is your most treasured memory?
  • What is your most terrible memory?
  • If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
  • What does friendship mean to you?
  • What roles do love and affection play in your life?
  • If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
  • Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

Paranoia Questions Drinking Game

Paranoia drinking game is one of the most popular party games these days. It will definitely guarantee you fun. It has only one rule! Never run out of weird or embarrassing question! And that’s why we have bought you this article, where we have listed out some amazing paranoia drinking game questions.
  • Never have I ever driven through red lights.
  • Never have I ever stalked my Ex.
  • Never have I ever checked through my phone media to remember the night before.
  • Never have I ever farted in an elevator and pretended it was not me.
  • Never have I ever put a thumb in it.
  • Never have I ever faked it.
  • Never have I ever had a sugar daddy.
  • Never have I ever went to work without bathing.
  • Never have I ever created an Instagram just to stalk people.
  • Never have I ever accepted a drop from total strangers.
  • Never have I ever eaten raw fish.
  • Never have I ever tasted myself.

Paranoia Questions For Adults

So it’s an adult party? Then you better have some grown-up paranoia questions for the game right! Don’t worry we have that too, take a look at the list of paranoia questions for adults.
  • taken a pregnancy test?
  • lied about your age?
  • been hit on by someone who was too old?
  • worn special clothes to cover up a hickey?
  • spent the night sleeping by the toilet?
  • sunbathed partially or totally naked?
  • bought s*xy underwear and wore it?
  • been fooling around in a car and accidently honked the horn?
  • had s*x with a person whose name you didn’t know
  • gone “commando” (without wearing underwear)?
  • fooled around with someone outside in nature?
  • been embarrassed to pick up your pictures from the photo center, because you remembered what is on them?

Paranoia Questions To Ask

  • What’s wrong but sounds right?
  • What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?
  • If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?
  • What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?
  • What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?
  • In the past people were buried with the items they would need in the afterlife, what would you want buried with you so you could use it in the afterlife?
  • What’s the best / worst practical joke that you’ve played on someone or that was played on you?
  • Who do you go out of your way to be nice to?
  • Where do you get most of the decorations for your home?
  • What food is delicious but a pain to eat?
  • Who was your craziest / most interesting teacher

Paranoia Questions Dark

  • Have you ever spent the night in jail?
  • Have you ever driven while you were drunk?
  • What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever masturbated to?
  • Have you ever bullied someone?
  • Do you own any firearms?
  • What was the biggest lie you’ve ever told?
  • Have you ever contemplated suicide — even for a second?
  • Do you believe in a heaven or a hell?
  • Did you drink before you reached the legal age?
  • Do you suffer from depression?
  • What about anxiety?

Best Paranoia Questions

 

  • Who is most likely to spend the highest number of hours on Instagram?
  • Who is most likely to read comic books even when they’re 50?
  • Who is most likely to own a podcast?
  • Who is most likely to be the best photographer?
  • Who is most likely to watch cartoons still?
  • Who is most likely to have more video games than they could need?
  • Who is most likely to spend their day watching YouTube videos?
  • Who is most likely to party all summer?
  • Who is most likely to join a circus?
  • Who is most likely to get addicted to gambling?
  • Who is most likely to go golfing?
  • Who is most likely only to watch 3D movies?
  • Who is most likely to host the best party?

Inappropriate Paranoia Questions

  • Does size really matter? I am definitely asking this for a friend.”
  • “If I accidentally (or just purposefully take a quick peek) at your chest or butt and you catch me, are you judging me negatively or taking it as flattery?”
  • “How long does it take for you to c*m? Do you care if you c*m?”
  • “If you excrete enough v*ginal fluids and let it dry up, will your v*gina lips crust shut themselves to the point you have to have it operated on to open?”
  • “What percentage of guys that you see randomly are you attracted to?”
  • “Does it bother you to never/rarely org*sm? Or is s*x still great even if you don’t? If men didn’t finish easily I feel like they’d be much less eager.”
  • “How many times do you go out on dates just for the free stuff? how often do you pay for dates? how many guys have you had s*x with? how often do you lie about these questions to not seem like a bad person?”
  • “When you say, ‘Not tonight’, how often is it because parts of you need grooming?”
  • “Do girls even get aroused from looking at a dick pic?”
  • “Do you ever realize that your yoga pants are see-thru in sunlight?”
  • “What are some things that turns you on?”
  • “Does it make you uncomfortable when guys check you out while wearing leggings, etc (whether anyone can see through them or not)?”
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